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[04 Dec 2006|11:56pm]

eastern express.

[31 Oct 2005|12:21am]


Wish I thought of this.
eastern express.

[11 Aug 2005|09:49am]

Hey I just found out that there is a guy that has sex with his dogs in this community. That's gross, you are gross.
eastern express.

What happens when I rip on net tards. [01 Jun 2005|09:12pm]

Me: After all, it WAS an unfortunate accident with the yak and the tennis ball and the air conditioner.
Friend: I hope so... Ye gods I hope so!
Me: So traumatic.
Me: She's a paraplegic now and literally CAN'T get up from the computer!
Me: [insert Christopher Reeve joke here]
Friend: I think the same thing happened to her brains as did to his body
Me: Turned to incontinent mush?
01 have rode the eastern express.

[30 May 2005|10:23pm]

Why did Christopher Reeve go to hell?

Because there's no wheelchair ramp by the stairway to Heaven.

He'd roll over in his grave if he heard this shit, but he couldn't roll over when he was alive. He made progress by dying.

What the fuck? Update. Push this place.
eastern express.

[27 May 2005|08:57pm]

What's Christopher Reeve's favourite band?
The Talking Heads.

What's black and sits at the top of the staircase?
Christopher Reeve in a house fire.

What's this:

Christopher Reeve at a titty bar.
eastern express.

[11 Apr 2005|11:49pm]

And just when I was about to fall asleep, I remembered this little gem:

Why didn't Superman save the World Trade Center in 2001?

Because he was in a wheelchair.
eastern express.

[01 Mar 2005|05:54am]

[ mood | lolercoasting down teh information superdriveway ]

Look! Our first troll! The revolution has begun. I contemplated disabling anonymous posting, but this gives us more to make fun of, in addition to a dead guy who was a total cripple while he was alive.

Quite frankly, I think Reeve would be more offended that I wouldn't even want to dick his corpse, and we all know that I loves me some necro.

So, paulini, I guess you won't be buying our video game? Pooballs. You know what else sucks? Australia. Yeah. And you know what I haven't had in awhile?


Big League Chew.

01 have rode the eastern express.

[06 Jan 2005|04:01pm]


Buy this shirt, loser.

If you don't buy it, you're letting the terrorists win!!1
011 have rode the eastern express.

[24 Dec 2004|12:53pm]

Merry Christ-is-pushed-out-of-Mary's-Womb Eve!
eastern express.

[12 Nov 2004|01:57pm]

[ mood | bored ]

Coincidence? I think not.

03 have rode the eastern express.

[21 Oct 2004|03:58pm]

So has anyone stumbled across autopsy photos to make some cute blinking icons out of? Rotten's not as fast as they used to me.
eastern express.

HAHA LOL [20 Oct 2004|06:24pm]

[ mood | content ]

I don't like Christopher Reeve. Why? Because he's a self-serving asshat. Excuse me, was a self-serving asshat. If he really cared about stem cell research, he would have gotten involved before his accident. Since that wasn't the case, his efforts in said research have been deemed selfish.


eastern express.

[16 Oct 2001|02:11pm]

I can't be the only one who noticed that Christopher Reeve looked just like Robocop without his helmet on. Discuss.
01 have rode the eastern express.

[14 Oct 2004|11:24pm]

[ mood | jubilant ]

Since we were unable to find a picture of the wonderful horse that is Eastern Express, we had to settle for a picture of the result he caused. Eastern Express, this community is for you. For without you, the world would never have known how worthless the man you reduced to a state of skin and shit really is. So on behalf of everyone who realized that Christopher Reeve is a social disease who only wanted to help others to help himself until he slipped into a coma and died in his own shit-laden diaper, thank you. Really. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.

-throttled and stopityou
02 have rode the eastern express.

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