Since we were unable to find a picture of the wonderful horse that is Eastern Express, we had to settle for a picture of the result he caused. Eastern Express, this community is for you. For without you, the world would never have known how worthless the man you reduced to a state of skin and shit really is. So on behalf of everyone who realized that Christopher Reeve is a social disease who only wanted to help others to help himself until he slipped into a coma and died in his own shit-laden diaper, thank you. Really. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.
-throttled and stopityou